THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Colleen Leeks; one of the dirtiest sloots in Surrey. This girl will fuck your boyfriend, his brother, and her best friends dad. After constantly cheating on her boyfriend of three years, this nasty h*e has started hitting up Vancouver clubs, seeing as she recently turned 19. She has f*cked over 25 guys, most of which she will meet at White Rock’s only club (Ocean Beach Lounge, or “O.B”). She gives amazing head, but don’t be fooled; Her kitty is has seen more action that Pamela Anderson. Ladies, keep your man close! Let’s wake this dirty ginger sloot up so she can see how disgusting she really is.