THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Bethany Angelloz, or Bethany Martello. She claims she is engaged and married, but she’s out with every man in Louisiana other than her husband. She has 4 kids and she’s not even 33. She’s a slut that will do anything to get her next rock. The latest was a post going around facebook that she was missing. She went out with some friends in NOLA, left the casino, she was so high that she lost track of time shoplifting, and looking for a hookup. When she couldn’t find meth in NOLA, she then called her dad because her friends had “abandoned” her two days later. Her friends didn’t abandon her, they didn’t know where else to look for her. She’s cracked out and has four kids. Her oldest daughter is following in her footsteps. Someone should have called CPS on this chick long ago. Her complexion is scary, and so are her teeth.