THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seriously? What’s with the chest? And $16 lingerie? Whats happened to Elvira, she used to be the hottest one. [Click here to order her $16 birthday suit]

Elvira, please for the love of GOD update/upgrade your +2’s. Stop spending money on your face… don’t make me blame prescription medicine for your delusional downfall.- nik

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