THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that girl trying to eat that guys face is Jillian.  This girl is a dirty wh*re, she hooks up with any guy who gives her attention or gives her drinks.  This girl is like one of those dogs you can’t pet cause they get too excited and piss themselves.  When a guy gives her attention she hops all over them tries to make out with them, sloppily I might add, and pretty much dry humps their leg.

Is that guy really drinking Guinness? That has never happened in the history of the world.- nik