fakest girl ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the fakest person you will ever meet. She seems like a sweetheart at first but will stab you in the back the first chance she gets. She has a very mono toned manly voice you you would ever hear its so annoying. She’s in a relationship now and apparently loves him but shes been trying to hook up with her ex for a long time. She has a horrible obsession with lizards, she gave a guy a hang job while holding one of her lizards. This b*tch is so nasty I wouldn’t even poke her on facebook.

Those soft rolling shoulders of her don’t match her waist, which is making me think she photoshops.- nik