THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This is Malory Snider, flake extraordinaire. This sloot loves to troll the scummiest parts of POF. She loves chatting, getting all cute and slightly Overly Obsessed Girlfriend-ish. She’ll flake out at every opportunity, mostly because she’ll go fck some random brockville fag she used to date or what have you. She absolutely refuses to send a body pic until it’s too late (luckily, I’ve included one). She things pop punk, her little sister (a girl who could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch if it weren’t for the metal razors in her mouth scratching it off first) and sailor tattoos are the be all and end all of personal expression, and pulls off leopard print worse than the haggish crack-addicted granny down at the local dollar store. I just wanted to put her up here not as a warning, but as a shout out to everyone who’s had their time wasted by this bag of monkey shit.
You’d never know it if it weren’t for her friend. Oh quarter shots.- nik