THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this here is Lauren Balbirnie from Surrey BC. She’s been dating the same guy for a couple years but he doesn’t know what she’s been up to. She’s loves old rich guys and has been know to be all over every older gentleman she spots at bars. And especially if they’re famous in any sort of way. Her biggest win was with Gene Simmons as she gave him a lapdance, made out with him in front of everyone and disappeared into the bathroom for several minutes with him. But this ratchet on blast.

Gene what are you doing? It’s okay to be loyal to your family. Poor Shannon.- nik