THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, according to, General Hospital actress Kirsten Storms has been lying up & down about her so-called battle with Endometriosis, a condition which a condition that affects women causing painful periods, persistent pain in the pelvic area, and even infertility, which is why it was a shock to many when Storms announced her pregnancy (and marriage to co-star Brandon Barash) earlier this year. has been in contact with Kirsten’s sister-in-law, Tiffany Lynn, (who’s either engaged or married to Kirsten’s brother Austin), and after careful research, Gossiping Pens has learned that Storms was not diagnosed with Endometriosis at all. Instead, it was a mere cover-up for the fact that she had gone into rehab. It’s no secret that she has a history of reckless behavior. She’s been caught drunk driving, and there were rumors that she was spotted at the same anorexia rehab clinic that Mary-Kate Olsen went to. Even reliable soap source, @SethroOnTheTV, came to the same conclusion this past Summer. Blogs such as as well as other blogs have since outed Kirsten’s trip to rehab, and she has now hired a lawyer to go after any bloggers who dare say anything negative about her. It’s crazy.

Rehab is for quitters.- nik