THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik please put this girl CRYSTAL COOPER on your site. This girl right here honest to god is pregnant right now and just got caught sniffin cke while going to visit ANOTHER NEWBORN BABY!!! She shouldn’t even be allowed to keep her kid. She draws on her eyebrows like an old lady in eyeliner, who does that? She always gets banged out and always tries to get on everyones man, even though she has her own. She also keeps the dirtiest house around. CPS should not let her keep this baby.

Get a thicker sharpie for your eyebrows.- nik