THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Joe Montellano-Cirivilleri, and guess what? He got me pregnant. He probably won’t figure out who posted this, because he sticks his pencil-dick in any willing vagina. I had thought about keeping the baby, but I knew this losers life and knew he wouldn’t be able to help. He doesnt go to school, he doesnt have a car, he just works as a runner at BJ’s and uses his money to buy weed and alcohol. He doesn’t have any plans to move out of his Mother’s apartment, and will probably live there forever. Ladies, don’t go near this deadbeat. He will be forever alone, and will only have his Miller Lite to curl up next to and keep warm every night.

He’ll figure it out.  He may be willing, that doesn’t mean others are.- nik