THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is probably one of the hottest chicks out here in Nashville, I have to ask you what you think because no one these days approves a girls worth out here unless Nik Richie says so.  Nik, whats the call?

Nashville needs serious help. Guys, 72% of the time during sex we focus on the face and I would hate to be focused on that one. It looks like Snooki on adderal.- nik