THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aussie girl Sharni.  She is damn fine and has the most amazing fake boobs in town.  She is so sexy but it kinda of sucks that she has stupid tattoos all over her body.  But who am I to kid, I would totally have sexual relations with her if I was given the chance.  Thank you for expanding to Sydney and I hope that Sharni is to your liking.

I need a Dirty Celebrity name NOW! This beast is a AMAZING!- nik