THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hailey D.  She is without a doubt the hottest girl in Portland.  She has an amazing body and that face is one of a kind.  The best part is that she is only 18 years old.  I’ve known her for a few years and with her older sister being bat sh*t crazy Courtney Roskop aka Kacey Jordan, who knows how she will end up.  Hopefully not in her sisters footsteps.  Wanted to see what you think about her?  And is Hailey as hot as well all in Portland think?

Can I get more intel on this Portland chick… I can’t tell if she smells like noodles?- nik

ALSO SEE: Someone Help Out Courtney Roskop