THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, what is wrong with this world? This douchebag driving the cheapest model of Mercedes Benz made for your typical 30k millionaires almost hit my family inside a grocery store parking lot in Valley Village. Instead of apologizing for almost committing manslaughter by running over pedestrians with a moving deadly weapon, he yelled at my family for almost hitting his car! He even followed us to our car and confronted us and said we were assholes for almost damaging his car. This outrageous! What kind of respectable family would raise such human trash that prizes human lives over their own car? Do we blame the parents? How would you feel if this asshole almost ran over your family and demands an apology?

This sounds like it is out of a 30K Milli movie.- nik