THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a freshman at SDSU and last year as a senior in high school had several scholarship offers to play football.  I went and checked out, SDSU, USC, and UCLA.  I chose SDSU for 2 reasons: 1.  Its a smaller school so I figured it would give me a better chance to play ball in the NFL and 2. the main reason was because of all the hotties my recruiter introduced me to.  As a 17 year old I slept with two amazing Senior girls that I still can’t get out of my head during my recruiting trip.  Anyway, I was told SDSU is one of the rare schools that has an abundance of hot girls ever year.  Well school started this year and I feel like I have been completely scammed, not too many hot chicks around here and many of the hot ones are taken by upper classmen.  I’m highly debating on transferring schools after ball is over.  Wanted to ask your opinion on it.  I’m sure UCLA and USC would love to have me but I didn’t see any talent down there either.  Help me out Nik.

You need to go to Oregon or Ohio State. The freshman girls give it up a lot easier and they don’t gain as much weight going into their Sophomore year.- nik