THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fruitcake is Eddy.  This guido thinks he is gods gift to women, he says he models with some big modeling company but all his pics are self taken.  This guy wears make-up or cover-up and stares at himself in the mirror for hours a day.  I have never seen a guy take longer to get ready then a girl until him.  Eddy is lame and needs to work on his women skills if he is gunna live up to the reputation he gives himself.

I don’t know what’s worse, his chain or that awesome belt. What a douchetard.- nik