THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my friend Lux.  She is a model and one of the hottest girls you will ever see.  She is Filipino and Irish which I think makes for the perfect exotic look.  She has always traveled for work and is always partying.  Smart girl as well, she has a degree and not an idiot like most girls.  But lately she has been hanging out with a ton of Porta Potties and I’m concerned she will go down that path.  Anything I can do or say as a friend to prevent this?

Yeah, tell her to stop taking pictures of herself.- nik