THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been searching the world for the ultimate DC and I think I found IT. Meet Michael Jackson head on a Kim Kardashian body. I’m not sure what planet IT is from. The alien goes by mortal name “Yasmine Petty” and claims… wait for it… IT is a “MODEL”. I can’t wait for the dirty army to name this alien!

Anyone know this chick… what’s her story morning glory? Potential DC names will be reviewed at this time, please leave them in the comment section.- nik