THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why do girls dye their hair black? I really don’t understand. Do they think it makes their eyes “pop”? Dying blond hair black is like spitting in God’s eye.  It sucks and I swear it turns hot girls into okay looking ones.  Here is a prime example.  What do you think of this cutie?  Way better blonde right?

No color hair can hide her chest cavity. This is a bad example.- nik