THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Dustin Pretty, a nurse at the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Edmonton, Alberta. He is so in love with himself, and I mean why would he not be. Relax girls, he is Gay…..so go ahead guys go after him. He is single, and the hottest guy around. He knows he is hot and his shit doesn’t stink. Why would he not be absolutely in love with himself, he is perfect. I wish I could find such a dreamy man like him someday. Besides the fact he has Herpes, but everyone has something hidden in the closet, now don’t they.
Chin straps never fail, they always land themselves on a douche.- nik