THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to see if you can help me out with something.  I’m 54 years old and just got over my 5th divorce.  I have all the money I will ever need and have the best 9 children any man could ask for.  After this last divorce, I’m ready to be with the one I’m meant for.  I’m finally retiring and want to spend the next 5 years of my life traveling the world and seeing everything life has to offer.  But, I don’t want to do this by myself, I want to share it with a young and beautiful girl.  I’m willing to pay any amount Wire Transfer wants in order to make this happen.  The amount I’m ready to give her will not only change her future, but I guarantee she will fall in love with me and what I have to offer.  You have my email, please contact her for me and let me know if we can make this happen.

I must warn you… Wire Transfer is incapable of love.- nik