THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m totally in love with Crystal Kuns and have been saving up for 18 months now so I can fly out and take her on a 1 hour date. It is costing me a total of $4,800 including my flight, hotel, limo, dinner and the girlfriend experience. My wife recently just found out about this and is contemplating on leaving me. I don’t want to lose my wife, but at the same time, I don’t want to look back and realized I missed this opportunity. What do you think?
I think you are an idiot.- nik