THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erin McAuliffe from Brisbane.  I’m fairly new to your site but I’m glad to see you Americans are no better than us and have the same delusional girls there.  Like Erin for example, she was in a magazine and for some reason she believes she is like a top model now or something.  Before the magazine, she was so down to earth and such a good person.  Now I feel like she thinks she is better than people and is a model.

I think the magazine crease helps Erin McAuliffe’s stomach and kind of hides the side fat rolls.- nik