THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some more pictures of Karlee.  I really think you need to consider making her a DC because she is perfect.  She is a college student, loves to party and loves the attention she receives since she is one of the hottest girls around.  You cannot deny how sexy of a woman she is.

Hottest? I feel like you submitted this from your phone and it auto-corrected the word heaviest to hottest.- nik

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