THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik first off I wanna say I am a huge fan of thedirty.com! This site makes my day I love how you expose all these low lives and speaking of low lives I have a good one for you: Laney Oleniczak of Mastodon Tatoos and formerly of Samurai Comics until she was fired for sleeping with an employee’s husband. Laney parties all over both Old Town and Mill Avenue, smoking spice and drinking cheap vodka in a desperate effort to make people think she is cool. She worships her dog and says that she would be willing to abort a pregnancy if her boyfriend made her choose between the baby and selling the dog. Now I love dogs too but I wouldnt sacrifice a child for one. As you can see she has a horrible taste in tatoos but even with all those tramp stamps removed she would at best be a 3 out of 10 even with +2s done correctly. I cant believe my friend once dated her back in the day at Paradise Valley High School she was a slore back then sucking off almost the entire football team while always sneaking out to party with them when she should have been studying, I will never understand why girls want to be lazy and spead their legs for any guy who comes along instead of working hard and doing things the right way. Laney you could have had it all, your rich ass parents were willing to pay for your education at ASU. You could have been a doctor, lawyer, or at least someone with more self respect then a hack tatoo \”artist\” who will put out for any guy at any time just to rebel against her poor parents who were way to soft on her and spent her whole childhood giving their little princess everything she ever wanted. Laney this is your old friend Brandon and I am the one who put you on blast, karma\’s a bitch, stop spreading your legs, get tested, laser off those ugly tatoos, dump that loser boyfriend, take out a loan and go to college and make something of yourself, get off drugs, and start acting like a lady if you want people to respect you.
Jul 16th, 2014 – 4:31 AM Share Report