Las Vegas Is Getting A Raiders Themed Brothel Because Sin City’s Ready For The NFL

Las Vegas Is Getting A Raiders Themed Brothel Because Sin City’s Ready For The NFL

 This week, NFL owners made the Las Vegas Raiders official after voting 31-1 in favor of the Oakland Raiders moving to Las Vegas. 

Of course, the reactions are mixed by Raiders nation, but one thing is for certain- Las Vegas is already opening its arms (and legs) to welcome the Las Vegas Raiders.

Dennis Hof, owner and operator of the world famous Bunny Ranch brothels in Las Vegas, is set to open his seventh house of sin in Las Vegas. In a seemingly celebratory fashion, this one will be Raiders themed. What will that look like in execution?

The Raiders themed brothel will be named ‘Pirate’s Booty’ and it is set to open at the same time the Las Vegas Raiders play their first game in the new NFL stadium that’s being built in Las Vegas.

In a press release quoted on, Hof had the following to say regarding the new brothel: “I’ve had a license for a seventh brothel near Las Vegas for some time now, but I was waiting for the right time to launch another house of debauchery. The Raiders coming to Vegas will mean big business for me, so my next sex den will honor the the Men in Black and their Raider Nation.”

“Pirate’s Booty will have the magnificent ‘Darrell Russell Hall of Dames,’ named after the late great Raider’s defensive tackle and well known Bunny Ranch patron,” Hof also stated. “The VIP section will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes, and staffed with over twenty cheerleader-garbed working girls called either the ‘Wide Receivers’ or ‘Hookerettes,’ I haven’t decided.”

The NFL is historically litigious but, in this case, we’re not sure if there’s anything that they could file charges against to stop this from happening. As long as Dennis Hoff’s Bunny Ranch keeps the Raiders’ name and logo away from their business and just builds it out as a pirate-themed brothel that’s- *wink* *wink*- sort ofRaiders-themed, then he’ll likely be in the clear and be able to capitalize on the newest talk of the town.

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