THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, first time submitting! I don’t know if she’s been submitted or not before, but I thought I’d give it a shot. I’ve been scouring Netflix for holiday movies and I came across the movie Desperately Seeking Santa. The main actress Laura is gorgeous! Just wanted to see what you thought. I know she lacks the +2, but everything else seems perfect. She has the prettiest eyes I’ve ever seen.

This picture doesn’t really tell me anything. I need true intel.- nik