EMAIL FROM SCOOBY: Nik, I want you to have a bachelor party you will never forget and all I keep thinking to myself is “What do you do for a guy in Vegas that has experienced everything?” I think I have finally figured out a solution and I wanted to run it by you real quick. We have never been to Las Vegas like normal people, staying in the Rain Man suite, eating at the best restaurants, never waiting in line for anything, tables at the best clubs, POPPIN’ bottles with MODELS, getting our own craps table reserved at Caesars Palace 4am in the morning, stealing ambulamps, and anything you want at your request is not what a typical person does in Las Vegas. So I figured we go like regular, first we can drive 5 hours to get there, then we can get a room at Imperial Palace which is almost likes Caesars Palace but just across the street, then we can get buffet tickets online and eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, also after that we can get half yard margaritas for 40 bucks and get super smashed as we walk to a casino that has a club… then we can wait 3 hours in line to get into the club and not get tables but fight the crowd to get a drink once every hour or so. That is just a piece of what I have planned, what do you think so far?
I think you are nuts… All I want to do is watch football in my cabana at Wet Republic all weekend and have a runner place my sports bets. Also, don’t give Ari any ideas. He was talking about midgets jumping out of cakes and sh*t. I am a Gentleman, not a peasant Scoobs.- nik