THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve hung out with Lindsay plenty of times but out of respect have never wanted to see her nipples because everyone says it ruins her.  I thought she was one hell of a sexy chick until I googled her name.  OMG, dude you are so right… its totally like one nipple is at 9 and the other one at 2.  You figured she would have got that fixed, but than again you need money for that lol.

If you know your nipples are retarded why get naked… oh its because Porn is your only skill.- nik