THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure what all the hype is about Kate Upton, she has a pretty face, I’ll give her that. But wtf is up w her fat rolls? She looks way too sloppy & soft to be a supermodel. Check out this video of her pigging out on Nachos by the pool, WTF!?

Kate is naturally fat and doesn’t care… she has two more seasons in that real body suit before she jumps ship.- nik