THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this girls name is Michele Best. She goes by “Best Michele Ever” on facebook. She is 30 years old, a high school dropout, no college education, a Pepsi lover, and a Molly popper. She likes to get with old Arabs with money and thinks she is better than everyone. This girl will sleep with anyone who has money because she can’t take care of herself. She’s waiting for her parents to die so she can take their inheritance. Being a porta potty runs in her family as her mother was a mail order bride from Asia. You can find her partying whereever you can find pepsi and molly. So Nik what do you think about this wierd frog body girl? (Frog body = long skinny limbs with a fat belly)

She should love bangs…time to rethink your hairdo.- nik