Maple Ridge's Finest Couple

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Maple Ridge’s Finest couple!*sarcasm* He, Clay V is a cheating, disgusting, retarded (literally, his mother drank during her pregnancy, how could you have a face like that with out FAS) drug addicted GOOF. She is Krystle M, she is a psychopath, raging lunatic with a disgusting face, who puts up with her cheating boyfriend.

It looks and sounds like the are perfect for each other. Nothing screams doucher more then a sport coat over an assliction shirt.- nik