THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maxy Mouse was talking about his black eye today on TMZ. He said his friend threw a piece of ice at him over the bar. Could a little piece of ice make a black eye? Also, do you think his right eye looks a little stoned or a lot stoned?

You can only get black eyes like that from weird Manhattan Beach bathtub sex. I am going with super stoned. They should do a drug test at TMZ. I decided.- nik