THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Michael Buble says he “hasn’t been sleeping” much recently due to the birth of his son, but that’s not entirely the case. While he is a doting dad, the crooner has been cheating on his wife for the past week. How do I know that? Because he’s been cheating with me. The reason I am telling you this is because if I were to post it anywhere else, no one would believe me – I already have a bad enough reputation on the web thanks to a psychotic stalker I’ve had for the last 2 years. So what better way than to do it anonymously? I have nothing bad to say about Michael except that I don’t think he’s as into the “family life” as much as he thought he would be.

Need more info. Time, place, sex positions. What you submitted is boring.- nik