THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you say that NOLA has no hot girls? Check out these porta potties that were at every party in the city VIP style for Super Bowl. These girls are always putting pics of exotic vacations on their facebook. They have no jobs or education and can barely hold a conversation in real life. I’m thinking the pee was running strong for this Super Bowl. The blonde is actually really pretty, a low life sure, but she’s too hot to give up on.

I wonder how much “modeling” money they raked during Super Bowl weekend?- nik