THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Long time fan of your site and wanted to submit some dirt on Chris Getz, former White Sox player and currently with the KC Royals. Looks like someone (who has a fiance) was trying to get me to come rendezvous with him. I had to submit this in hopes that she finds out what a scumbag he is before she dedicates her life to him. I’m so sorry, but it’s better to know now than later!

He is a baseball player… they all have side tail. Nicky is obviously in this for the money.- nik