THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is the guard gate at the Playboy Mansion down?  Seriously, no talent has been there in over 6 years.  I go once in a while because my buddy pays $1k for tickets, it’s totally quantity not quality at the parties.  I truly hope they close it down once Hugh dies, because his legacy has turned to sh*t already.

You can rent out the Playboy Mansion for $250k to throw an event/party there. If you are paying for tickets it’s not a real Playboy party. Just a scam to make you hang out with beat chicks.- nik