THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong for a while and I never submitted, but I just had to this time… there is NO way this chick isn’t photo shopped. I came across her photo on a modeling website, and of course she claims to be a “model” and not a stripper. Apparently her name is “Tixie Belle” and she just moved here from the UK to Los Angeles. Her body is pretty hot (if it’s not a photoshop body), and those massive +2’s are ridiculous. Yet somehow, I’m intrigued… WHO IS SHE?? And WOULD YOU, even if those massive sweater puppies would probably suffocate you in the process?

Answer: No, those +2’s are a cock block. The missionary position wouldn’t work with that type of cushion. She is probably a rim job specialist.