THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA Strong for about a year now and I am very surprised that this beauty has yet to be submitted to the dirty. It’s a shame were not a dirty city yet because we do have a few DC potential! But anyway here is Brittany Crossman, as close to a 10 as 10 can be in my book, looks and personality to match. Everyone knows you appreciate the great set of +2’s to make a girl but I’m hoping I have finally found one you would that is naturally gorgeous.

You can tell that is her real hair too. The problem or reality you are going to face is that her natural body and looks only have about 3 seasons left. On year 4, her mouth will protrude and she will become full horse. Watch.- nik