THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*ts name is Ashley Cain, or better known by her MySpace sounding Facebook name “Ash Hole”. This girl is from Minnesota and has been giving all guys of Chicago some curable DRD. When she’s not bragging about “having seen more gregs than the average girl”, her many sugar daddies or how much her fat ass needs Chipotle… she’s complaining about not having a boyfriend and being in a relationship. All she does is lay around on her back expecting things from people. Don’t introduce her to your male friends, she’ll use them for beer and hop on their Greg at the drop of a time. PS. I have nudes of her, but I won’t have your viewers gauging their eyes out.
Don’t send the nudes. I don’t want them.- nik