THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, P Nazi has jumped on the bandwagon of doing the duckface. He keeps his lips pursed at all times when he walks around just in case someone might snap a photo of him. Word on the street is that he has met with several Scottsdale plastic surgeons to see if he can get his lips permenatly puckered like this. None of them will do it citing “we always like our “after” pictures to look better than our “before.” He now plans to head down to Nogales to see if he can get done.  Is this good for his career?

I think it is a great move considering he has a world famous face and if he changes it he can hide out better.- nik