THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you are a fan of plastic surgery and I actually think you do make the world a prettier place female wise, but what about the women who fail with plastics like Aubrey O’Day. She was so pretty when P. Diddy discovered her and then she started mutilating her body into a drag queen. I use to love Aubrey. Sad to see she is just a bunch of inflated parts now.

Why did she inflate her tummy? Aubrey’s head got too big and she surrounded herself by people who kissed her ass. So when the attention stops, women lean toward the knife to get it back.- nik