THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- this Is Alyssa… she used to hella fat but then she started doing hella adderal and lost a lot weight. She dated a roided out douche bag who had chlymedia and was addicted to oxy cotton. A lot of people thinks she’s really pretty but I think she looks like a wanna be barbie or a classy prostitute.  Nik, I wanted to ask you what you thought about her, and if by chance she has a shot at being on TheDirty as a celeb.  She is always dating someone new, then going back to the guy before and back and forth.  And she loves talking smack about her friend behind their backs as well.  So Nik what you think?

Adderall is basically meth that is prescribed from a doctor. She must have been really fat before, because she still needs to lose more.- nik