THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this chick is Melissa Derkach. She is a white trash piece of crap. She has two kids from two different guys, BUT she doesn’t know who the father is of the oldest son. She is on welfare and has a huge drug problem. After dating Melissa for a week she has “big plans” and writes poems about how you are the one she has been waiting for. Major headcase! She has shoved a beer bottle up her dirty va jay jay at a party in from of 5 guys for attention. Stay away from this chick!! And if you have slept with her get checked!!!
How big is she? she barely fits on that bed.- nik