THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this b*tch on blast. Farrah Abraham thinks she is hot sh*t an has an amazing life blah blah blah. But she’s another failed product of MTV. This idiot got a DUI on St. Patricks day and blew a .147 and is denying it on twitter. What’s worse is that this is the same way her little girl’s father died in high school and she’s out there being just as irresponsible, even telling her twitter followers to bring ‘Irish beer her way.’ She can attempt to fix her ugly face but you can’t fix stupid. Grow the f*ck up Farrah, you have a daughter with only one parent now. Get off the adderall and xanax and get a real job. You’re the joke of Teen Mom. Also think, do you like all the plastic surgery she has got?

Being a famous Teen Mom is not easy, especially one with +2’s.- nik