THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know every country is b*tching about America failing right now. I will be the first to admit maybe Obama was the wrong choice, but that being said the American Dream still lives on. Only in America can you make babies out of wedlock and still become rich as f*ck. This picture gives me inspiration. Pornstar, fat jaw and a guy who just chief’d it out making babies to lock down the money. You can hate them as much as you want, but they are our American royalty.

Long live our Lord Disick.- nik