THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to piss all you haters off just a little more.  Here is my good friend Dan just kicking ass in life.  This is how you live life, you take a gun metal black global express hunting with all of your friends.  And Dan is so good at hunting, he even shot a silver winged golden mallard, that’s not photoshop… oh wait, all you stupid poor people working everyday would have no clue what that is.  Just keep it up guys, you are the fuel to all the success Dan has had in his short life.

His name is Fake Equis, not Dan. Poor duck… he probably gave it to his chef to cook it for dinner.- nik