THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chelsea Chaney just moved to Dallas from Merkel, Texas, to try to become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Even though she hasn’t made the team, she acts like she already has and thinks she’s better than everyone back home because some of the girls there are in Playboy. Do you think being a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader is less sl*tty than being in Playboy? She has slept with so many guys I can’t even keep count anymore! She pretends to be a Christian, but everyone back home knows the truth. She dropped out of college after one semester and just stares in the mirror all day telling herself how pretty she is, what a dumb, conceited, dirty sl*t.
Derby girls may reach the finish quickly but they’re never in it for the long haul. Lets face it, they’re a horse.- nik