THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hate to do this to you, but I really need to vent.  I live in Miami and had been in a very serious relationship with a guy for 3 years that I was sure I was going to marry.  Well on Christmas day he broke up with me and told me he had fallen in love with a girl which he has been seeing for 3 weeks.  I’m 5’9, blonde, blue eyes and model for a living, make my own money and have an amazing body… Not like most of you IG and Twitter models.  He posted a picture of him and his new girl the day after Christmas, and to be honest, I was appalled.  This girl is nothing like me, my body is so much skinnier and my ass can actually fit on a toilet seat.  Everyone told me this would happen because my ex is a very famous black NFL player that plays for the Dolphins.  I didn’t want to believe it, now I’m left single and 1 year past my prime.  What am I going to do?

You are going to focus on the White man’s wallet. Yeah the sex might suck, but he will never leave you for a phat ass.- nik