THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is AZIZA. She lives in Pearland, just outside of Houston, and runs around showing off her trashy tattoos and peircings to feed her insecurities. She used to be a good, sweet girl, but now she tries too hard to be “twitter famous” by posting pictures of boobs and blunts. What do you think, Nik?

You’ll need a couple more bows to tighten up that gut.- nik